Comments on: Why Pennsylvania Day? http://paisthegse.wordpress.com/2008/01/03/hello-world/ because Pennsylvania is the Greatest State Ever Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:10:56 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: greateststateever.com http://paisthegse.wordpress.com/2008/01/03/hello-world/#comment-24 greateststateever.com Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:00:26 +0000 #comment-24 This blog is quite a funny joke and we think there are too many non-holiday holidays. Do we need another? Are you trying to corner the market on greeting cards? Are you unaware March 4th is Vermont Admission Day? Pennsylvania, the Greatest State Ever? Please. We can think of a half dozen better states, some of them Australian and some of them of matter. New South Wales and Bose-Einstein condensate to name two. According to our calculations, based on a number of factors, including population diversity, number of inventions, rail service, PBS television stations, tourism television ads from the 1980s, first date of European settlement, political corruption, several songs about New Jersey, Zeppelin disasters, and traveling throughout the Garden State we have concluded New Jersey is the Greatest State Ever. How can any state that never had a Zeppelin disaster be the Greatest State Ever? Oh the humanity! In an attempt to thwart your misguided efforts, we have obtained the greateststateever.com domain. We'd be happy to sell it to you for a reasonable price, just $47 trillion dollars. If you act now, we'll throw in an I Love New Jersey t-shirt absolutely free! This blog is quite a funny joke and we think there are too many non-holiday holidays. Do we need another? Are you trying to corner the market on greeting cards? Are you unaware March 4th is Vermont Admission Day?

Pennsylvania, the Greatest State Ever? Please. We can think of a half dozen better states, some of them Australian and some of them of matter. New South Wales and Bose-Einstein condensate to name two.

According to our calculations, based on a number of factors, including population diversity, number of inventions, rail service, PBS television stations, tourism television ads from the 1980s, first date of European settlement, political corruption, several songs about New Jersey, Zeppelin disasters, and traveling throughout the Garden State we have concluded New Jersey is the Greatest State Ever.

How can any state that never had a Zeppelin disaster be the Greatest State Ever? Oh the humanity!

In an attempt to thwart your misguided efforts, we have obtained the greateststateever.com domain.
We’d be happy to sell it to you for a reasonable price, just $47 trillion dollars. If you act now, we’ll throw in an I Love New Jersey t-shirt absolutely free!

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